Bueno, me la jugué y no me salió. Primero me contestaron esto:
I appreciate your time in getting back to us in relation to adding a bank account. I am sorry to hear that you are still receiving an error. Don't worry, I will look in to this for you.
Gonzalo, I highly advise that you register a different bank account which is established in US soil as the bank account that you are trying to register is being recognized by our system as a Payoneer account.
Bank accounts issued by Payoneer are no longer accepted on PayPal for security measures and in compliance with the banking financial regulations. It was found that Payoneer is also a money service business in which functions as PayPal where customers can send, receive or withdraw funds using a prepaid debit card.
Your patience and understanding is very much appreciated. I would love to hear from you if you require further assistance.
Ahí les volví a insistir que la había abierto en First Century Bank in Gainesville, Georgia pero no hubo chances:
Thank you for getting back to us in adding your bank account. Allow me to further assist you.
Since you mentioned that the First Century bank account you are trying to add was from the US soil and still recognized as Payoneer or a virtual bank account. Then these accounts do not meet some customer protection guidelines outline in various laws and regulations such as the USA PATRIOT Act. We have also experienced some unsuccessful bank transfers with virtual accounts like Payoneer and we don’t want you to experience such inconvenience.:
La verdad estoy re jugado ya, voy a todo o nada, les volví a insistir que mi cuenta es común (no virtual) y que la abrí en un viaje, que no puede ser que no la pueda asociar, que si tengo que sacar otra cuenta en otro banco tengo que esperar un año hasta mi siguiente viaje, blabla. Veremos qué me contestan jaja